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Road Trippin’ Needs

May 26, 2010

The Manbear and I are taking off Friday to visit my grandma in HORNBROOK.

Which is almost Oregon.

But Oregon was like FUCK NO WE DONT WANT THE SHITHOLE YOU KEEP IT

And California was like WHAT THATS TOTALLY UNFAIR! YOU JUST DONT WANT TO HAVE THE “STATE OF JEFFERSON CAUSE YOU SUCK AND YOU WERE ALWAYS PICKING ON ME YOU DOUCHEEEEE

And then Nevada was all GUYS WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP WE HAVE OUT OWN ISSUES TO DEAL WITH!

Any way. ROAD TRIP.

And we are going to be driving.

FOR 8 HOURS.

In a volvo.

What I’m saying is

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO!?

Have recommendations for music? Car games? What do you do to keep your sanity?

Tell me and I will luff you forevah!

4 comments

  1. We used to play the coochie game. No, not nearly as fun as it sounds. You just take movie titles and replace one word with “coochie” or whatever inappropriate word you like.

    Related to that, you can also take turns pornifying real movie titles.

    Guaranteed minutes of fun!


  2. Dude, sleep. He can handle the drive.


  3. I like the pornifying movie titles game. Hours of fun indeed.

    Or you could map out how you’d spend 10 million dollars. Could take more time than you think… hee! Have fun, Wonder Twins!! xox


  4. Punch Buggie never gets old.



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