Road Trippin’ NeedsMay 26, 2010
The Manbear and I are taking off Friday to visit my grandma in HORNBROOK.
Which is almost Oregon.
But Oregon was like FUCK NO WE DONT WANT THE SHITHOLE YOU KEEP IT
And California was like WHAT THATS TOTALLY UNFAIR! YOU JUST DONT WANT TO HAVE THE “STATE OF JEFFERSON“ CAUSE YOU SUCK AND YOU WERE ALWAYS PICKING ON ME YOU DOUCHEEEEE
And then Nevada was all GUYS WOULD YOU PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP WE HAVE OUT OWN ISSUES TO DEAL WITH!
Any way. ROAD TRIP.
And we are going to be driving.
FOR 8 HOURS.
In a volvo.
What I’m saying is
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO!?
Have recommendations for music? Car games? What do you do to keep your sanity?
Tell me and I will luff you forevah!