Women I love

I’m doing an actual Follow Friday post because I feel like it.

SO THERE.

These are women I love and think you should follow.

Ive limited myself to five because, lets be honest, I love me some ladies. LALOTS. These are women I feel more connected to than most, women I consider friends/ho-mances/lovers/boobie buddies. You’d like them. AND NOW I WILL TELL YOU WHY. In NO particular order.

Also, this is by NO MEANS a complete list. If you aren’t on it, its not cause I dont love you. Its probably more likely that I just am lame and didnt think of you at the moment I wrote this. Sorry. I STILL LOVE YOU PLEASE DONT HATE ME KISSES KISSES?!

1. Miss Grace

Jenny is without a doubt one of the funniest ladies Ive ever met. And I do mean MET. Sometimes when we take our lunch walks and shes all OH MY GOSH YOU ARE SO SLOW it is only because I am laughing so hard. SO STOP SHOUTING YOU JERK. also her son is one of the cutest things ever. Like really. He could win contests or be in magazines or something. AND she is a fantastic writer. A personal writer. I can hear her when she writes. I would totally get in a fight to defend her. Not her honor though. Cause thats not my fight. But i would totally cut a ho in a bar fight. if id had a drink. And she didnt want to bother. Or care. Cause she might not.

AND! She has truly encouraged me in bloggy ways. In sassy, DONT BE A DUMBASS NO ONE HAS A LOT OF READERS WHEN THEY START OUT AND IF YOU DONT GO TO BLOGHER I WILL CALL YOU A PUSSY. I WONT CARE BUT I WILL TOTALLY CALL YOU OUT ON IT kind of ways. Yes.

2. Miss Miss

Oh Miss Miss. Known to most people as “Just One Miss” i have coined the new name and demanded friendship. In a shy demand-y kind of way. Miss Miss was one of the first people I ever followed on Tumblr and she is one of the most welcoming and wonderful people I could have hoped to have found. Shes funny and silly and despite her love of the dodgers I would totally make out with her.

3. Mommy Geeks!

Caitlin is quickly becoming one of my go-to ladies. She is open and accepting and non-judgmental but still snarky enough to match my need for bitching.  Shes a rockin’ mom and an awesome geek (check out Rent a Geek) and website-er-er. And so cute!

PLUS! We are road-tripping to NY for Blogher in august! EEE!

4. GrumbleGirl - even though i usually spell it GrumblrGirl for some reason. GG, or TT as I often call her, is one of those ladies you/I aspire to be. She is incredibly funny and bright and makes me smile. Id known her for a day and I had already told her “I think I love you”. We instantly clicked. Plus her children are gorgeous and shes an amazing writer and loves shoes and helps me stay calm and and and!

You will love her I promise.

5. Meghan. Meghan. My ho-mance. My bestie. My lady-friend boobie-wife. Hater of those I hate. Lover of those I love. Mother of Desmond the Big Fat Black Cat. Meghs. Meggy MacFeggy. Meghan is braver than I will ever be and smart. Like wicked smart. Shes also very modest. She will move mountains and make these huge life-altering changes and not tell you until you are like MEGHAN OH MY GOD WHAT YOU JUST DID and she’ll be like YEAH OK WHATEVER LETS GO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE. She tells you what she thinks and means and isnt shy about it. She has my back more than anyone else I know. And I will defend her and bitch with her to the best of my abilities for the rest of my life.

Also she got me this awesome best friends matching smiley-face cupcakes necklace that is SO TOTALLY AWESOME AND NERDY AND HO-MANTIC AND I LOVE IT.

and those are 5 random awesome ladies that i love and you will too.

Happy Friday!

Girl Talk Thursday: UGGO CELEBS

You may disagree, but I dont really care. These are the hotties you like that I think need to never have their pictures taken.

COUNT DOWN STYLE

5. ZAC EFRON

what the hell guys. he looks like hes 5. seriously. not hot.

NO ZAC NO

4. HAYDEN CHRISTENSEN

i… what. no. just no. also: can’t act. (See: EVERY MOVIE HES EVER BEEN IN EVER)

3. PARIS HILTON

this one is obvious. shes only famous cause of her family.

2. RPATTZ

I will one day write a post about my hatred and disgust with him. He is NOT his character. He is icky and crazy and gross and never showers. How can that be attractive? No.

1. MEGAN FOX

oh. my. god. The hatred and not hot-ness I have for megan fox is like… overwhelming at times. like, i have to step away from situations because of it. God damn i hate megan fox and her attention. Shes only “hot” because she pays a lot of money to get her body to look like that and sticks her tongue out all the time. Seriously. Ew.

Also: Shes dumb.

Also Also: BITCHFACE

(Bonus: Olivia Munn:
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(also also: penelope cruz)

Girl Talk Thursday and Boy Talk Friday: The Fictional Five

This is late because my computer ate it for a little while sorry. xo.

My five came fairly quickly to mind:

1. Spike Spiegel from Cowboy Beebop

The first time I saw CBB i was all “hoooo chit!” yeah he smokes and he drinks but hes a fuckin SPACE COWBOY for christ sake! those are only bonuses!

2. Jim Halpert from the office

I mean come on. Cute, funny, the tricks on dwight! the smiles at the camera, the obvious love for pam, the half-assed yet awesome halloween costumes? WIN.

3. the tapatio guy

I know its weird but im obsessed with this man. I MEAN LOOK AT HIM. The ‘stache, the hat, the Muy Salsa! Hes a stone fox.

4. Indiana MotherFuckin Jones

I was literally in love with Indiana Jones. Literally. My mother worried for me. I still absolutely adore him. I even had an Indiana Jones jacket that I have since given to my sister. Hot, rugged, sweaty, strong, and such a hero. Fuck archeology, give me a grave robber.

5. Malcolm Reynolds and Han Solo for a tie. (And dont tell me its not allowed!)

These two hold that special place in my heart. The scruffy misbehavin’ nerfherder tight pants place. The captain of the best ship ever place. The I MELT IN MY PANTS place.

I have no words past that.

UNF.

Somehow I managed to get Jesse to talk about this too. I feel like thats winning enough. He had a little bit harder time than I did but came up with a list I am mildly envious of.

1. Leeloo

I had a crush on her as soon as I saw her and it hasn’t let up a bit. The beautiful and exotic Leeloo. The Fifth Element. The perfect being sent to save mankind from certain destruction. An exquisite blend of self-sufficient, elegant badassery and unguarded love-me-now fragility. She’s sexually naïve, but not in a childish or off-putting way. I get the feeling I might be able to kiss her, but never without her permission.

2. Tank Girl

Rude, dirty, offputtingly eccentric, but still irresistible. Tank Girl is an unapologetic badass who doesn’t know when to quit. She’s fiercely loving and loyal, but won’t put up with bullshit. She also would be great in the sack; sweaty, grimy, might-as-well-burn-the-mattress-now sex, and that’d just be starting off the night. Oh, and you know she wouldn’t wait till after sex to smoke, she’d be doing it the whole time.

3. Chani

Since my first read through of Dune I’ve had a thing for Chani. The Fremen concubine of Paul Muad’Dib, Chani is hard and weathered but young and graceful. Beautiful and passionate and absolutely deadly with a crysknife. And those eyes… those blue-in-blue, terrifying eyes.

4. Ygritte

Fire touched and ice-hard, Ygritte is a spear wife of the free folk. She is a combination of girlishly naïve and wise beyond her years in a way that is nothing but endearing. She took some time to grow on me, but she managed to work her way to one of my favorite fictional women in a very short time. I certainly wouldn’t mind giving this fur-clad vixen the Lord’s Kiss.

5. Sabriel

Sabriel is dark and powerful, beautiful and odd. She probably has the best hygiene out of anyone on my list, but also has some of the dirtiest work: battling demons and the zombies they raise from death. She’s sometimes fragile, often scared, but always strong enough to face the task at hand, even if she needs a bit of help.

Thats our girl and boy talk. whats yours? Girl Talk Thursday